Showing posts with label christmas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label christmas. Show all posts

Bwahhahahahaha!!!! 25 Christmas flavoured Dad jokes

It's always good to have a few mum/dad jokes up your sleeve to get the silly season off on the right foot... Nurture Store have given us just that with these 24 sillier than silly "bad" jokes that will have the smalls in stitches... Better yet, it's been designed for you as a free printable so you can slip them into crackers, advent calendars or just pop them on the table for Christmas lunch...

Pretty christmas - part 1

Need some nordic christmas inspiration? Annika Persson has plenty. 





Check out her gorgeous blog here for more pretty....

Advent inspiration

In case you missed it - thursday marked the beginning of the advent calendar. It's not too late to start one if you haven't already. Just think, you could spend your sunday evening eating the chocolate you missed out on in the first few days! Here's some advent inspiration to ponder...



Christmas wrap mood board inspiration

Perhaps this may seem a little premature? But this is what I do every year. Come October I'm all about Christmas. I start planning who I'm buying for, what I'll give them and how everything will be wrapped. Sounds organised doesn't it? Well, the pattern goes something like this... by mid december it all unravels - nothing's finished, I have loads to do and nothing ends up as great as I had planned. But now I'm onto myself! This year will be different! They say the first step to breaking the cycle is recognising the cycle - or something like that? So here I go, christmas wrapping mood board... And I won't stop planning this perfect christmas until it's done done done!

The paper.
Just $14.95 at InkyCo for a 10 metre roll! 
These two are both in a lovely avocado green and the typo one is silver as well - very christmas.
One of each please! And a roll of plain white gloss in case I run out...


The ribbon. 
For ribbon, the best online prices I've found so are at Ribbons Galore. But these are the types I think will look best with the wrapping paper and these ones are also available from InkyCo (I love the combination packages! So easy!). What do you think?


Saturday Site Crush

Best gift store ever! With kooky finds like this one - No On The High Street is somewhere near the top of my go to list for christmas shopping... I've already got someone in mind for this little gem. I think they'll be very happy together, and I think they know who they are too....

We're back!

Not in a spooky Poltergeist-ey way, but in a ahhh, I'm sooooo relaxed - is it really all over? kind of way...

Hope you all had a spectacular christmas! We did. Christmas Eve would have to be my favourite night of the year. We spent most of it this year out on the back verandah in a flat-pack nightmare building a Junior Masterchef kitchen as quietly as possible. Our living room became a minefield of beautifully wrapped gifts of different shapes and sizes and stretched out in a two metre radius around the tree. We had my (overly generous) niece stay with us for a few nights as well so her contribution to the tree made for a scene from a christmas kids movie...


Here's my favourite scene from the silly season... It was taken Christmas night - straight out of the bath H made his way to the sofa and got himself comfy on top of the cushions on the back, and, the end. Don't you love them like this?

But now, back to the business of daily updates to keep your delightful wee ones busy, happy, safe, healthy and gorgeous. 

Some yum for your christmas leftovers...

Ok, so right now you're still up to your armpits in pork rind, but tomorrow night you'll be scratching your head wondering what in heavens name you're going to do with all the leftovers! That's where these gems are going to come into their own. Delicious Jamie Oliver recipes that'll make good use of your leftover christmas pork and turkey... Enjoy!

jamie oliver's turkey and sweet leek pie
serves 6 – 8 

ingredients
• 2 rashers smoked streaky bacon, roughly chopped
• ½ bunch of fresh thyme, leaves picked
• olive oil
• a large knob of butter
• 2kg leeks, washed, trimmed; white end chopped into chunks, green end finely sliced
• sea salt and freshly ground black pepper
• 800g cooked white turkey meat, torn into big chunks (brown too if you want)
• 2 heaped tablespoons plain flour, plus extra for dusting
• 2 pints turkey, chicken or vegetable stock 
• 2 tablespoons of crème fraîche 
• 1 x 500g packet puff pastry
• 12 jarred or vac-packed chestnuts, roasted and peeled
• 2 sprigs fresh sage, leaves picked
• 1 egg, preferably free-range or organic, beaten

This is dead simple, completely versatile and absolutely gorgeous. It’s not a pretty-boy pie; it’s a proper, old-school pie that everyone will be over the moon to see on the table. I’m putting leftover white turkey meat to good use here, but you could also mix brown meat in there too. 

Preheat your oven to 190°C/375°F/gas 5. Put your bacon in a large pan on a medium heat and add your thyme leaves. Add a lug of olive oil and the butter and let it all fry off a few minutes. Add all of your prepped leeks and fry them off for about 3 minutes so they are well-coated in the butter. Add a pinch of salt and pepper then pop the lid on top, turn the heat down to medium and let them cook away gently for 30 minutes, stirring every 5 to 10 minutes to make sure they don’t catch. There’s going to be enough moisture in the leeks to keep them happy in the pan so they should be soft and melt in your mouth once they’re done.

When your leeks are ready, add the turkey meat to them and stir. If you’ve got a bit of stuffing mixed in there you can put that in too. Add the flour, mix it in well then pour in your stock and stir again. Add the crème fraîche then turn the heat up and bring everything back up to the boil. Have a taste and add a bit more salt and pepper if it needs it then turn the heat off. Pour the mixture through a sieve over another large empty pan and let the wonderful gravy from the mixture drip into the pan while you roll out your pastry. 

Get a deep baking dish roughly 22 x 30cm. Dust a clean surface and a rolling pin with a bit of flour and roll your pastry out so it’s about double the size of your dish. Crumble the chestnuts over one half of the pastry then tear a few of the sage leaves over the chestnuts. Fold the other half of pastry on top then roll it out carefully and evenly so you have a rectangle big enough to cover your baking tray. Don’t worry if a few bits stick out here and there.

Spoon that thick leek mixture from your sieve into the pie dish and spread it out evenly. Lay your pastry on top, tuck the ends under then gently score the pastry diagonally with your knife. Add a pinch of salt to your beaten egg then paint this egg wash over the top of your pastry. Pop your pie in the oven for about 35 to 40 minutes or until the pastry is puffed up and golden brown. When the pie is ready, re-heat the lovely gravy and serve with your pie, along with some peas tossed in butter, lemon, salt and pepper and everyone’s happy! 




jamie oliver's green chilli pork
serves 4 

ingredients
• olive oil
• 800g pork mince, the best quality you can afford - (or just finely chop your leftover roast pork)
• 1 teaspoon dried sage
• sea salt and freshly ground black pepper
• 2 onions, peeled and roughly chopped
• 3 cloves of garlic, peeled and finely sliced
• 2 green peppers, deseeded and roughly chopped
• 6 small green chillies, roughly chopped
• 4 large ripe red tomatoes, chopped into small chunks
• 1 romaine lettuce, leaves washed and spun dry
• a small bunch of fresh mint
• 4 spring onions
• 1 packet of flour tortillas
• optional: 1 lime
soured cream or natural yoghurt, to serve

This green chilli is so delicious, simple to make and a total pleasure to eat. I think it’s cleaner, braver and fresher than your average chilli. You can make your own flatbreads or use tortillas, or you can even serve with chapattis or naans instead.

Put a large pan on a high heat and add a little olive oil. Add the pork mince, dried sage and a good pinch of salt and pepper. Use a wooden spoon to break the meat up a bit and stir it about, then cook for a few minutes, stirring occasionally (if you're using leftover meat that's already been cooked be careful not to overcook your pork or it will become quite tough - you just want to warm it through in this step). Add your onions, garlic, peppers and chillies, stir everything together, then fry for 15 minutes on a high heat until any liquid from the pork has evaporated and everything is starting to turn golden. When it looks good, stir in your chopped tomatoes and half a glass of water. Remember that it’s supposed to be quite dry (in a really wholesome and nice way), not stewy and wet, so don’t add too much water.

Turn the heat down to medium and let it tick away for 10 minutes or so while you wash and roughly chop up the lettuce. Pick the leaves from the bunch of mint and roughly chop them. Trim and finely slice your spring onions.

When you’re ready to serve your chilli, warm your tortillas in the oven at 180°C/350°F/gas 4 for a few minutes or in a dry pan for 30 seconds. Taste your dense chilli. More than likely it will need another good pinch of salt and pepper. If you want to give it a nice fresh edge, you can squeeze in the juice of a lime. Stir in half your chopped mint.

Push a warm tortilla or flatbread into each of your little bowls and spoon some delicious green chilli on top of each one. Top with your chopped lettuce and a dollop of yoghurt. Sprinkle over the rest of your mint and spring onions and serve right away with some cold beers.

Make it: 5 easy sweet holiday treats

One of the things I love most about the Christmas break is the time at home, and this year, hubby will be working through which leaves me with a rare window of opportunity to spend some lovely time in the kitchen. I know how 1950s that sounds, but there's nothing more relaxing than a quiet afternoon, no kids, the iPod on shuffle and a bunch of yummy sweets recipes to get cracking on... (except perhaps a week in the Seychelles with a procession of tanned locals bringing me mojitos? - Not happening so back to the kitchen...). 

Here's 5 mouthwatering delights I can't wait to sink my teeth into over the next couple of weeks - and best thing is, they're all pretty easy to make! Enjoy! And don't forget to share!
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First up, peanut brittle. You don't even need a candy thermometer for this. Just watch for the sugar mixture to turn a golden colour and make sure once you add the baking soda, butter and peanuts that you mix quickly and get it spread on the pan as fast as you can as it will harden up pretty quickly.


Homemade Peanut Brittle
Cook Time: 25 minutes | Set Time: 15 minutes
Nonstick cooking spray
2 cups granulated sugar
1 cup water
½ cup light corn syrup
½ teaspoon coarse salt
2 tablespoons unsalted butter
½ teaspoon baking soda
3 cups salted dry-roasted peanuts (about 1 pound)

Step 1. Line a rimmed baking sheet with parchment paper and lightly coat with cooking spray; set aside.
Step 2. In a medium saucepan, combine sugar, water, corn syrup and salt. Bring to a rapid simmer over medium-high and cook until deep golden, about 20 to 25 minutes. Remove pan from heat. Stir in butter, baking soda, and peanuts (mixture will foam). Stir until mixture is no longer bubbling and caramel is smooth, 1 minute.
Step 3. Transfer to the prepared baking sheet and spread with a lightly greased spatula. Let cool until firm, 15 minutes. Break into pieces. The brittle can be stored in an airtight container at room temperature for up to 3 weeks.
Via Brown-eyed baker




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Toffee Pretzel Bark
Prep time: 20 mins Chill time: 1 hour

400g dark chocolate, finely chopped
¾ cup broken pretzel pieces, divided
¾ cup Heath toffee pieces, divided
200g white chocolate, finely chopped

Step 1. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper or a silicone baking mat.

Step 2. In a double boiler or in a microwave on low power, melt the dark chocolate, stirring until the chocolate is smooth. Remove from the heat, and stir in ½ cup of the pretzel pieces and ½ cup of the toffee pieces. Spread the mixture on the prepared baking sheet. Refrigerate for at least 30 minutes.

Step 3. Melt the white chocolate in the same manner as you did the dark chocolate, stirring until completely smooth. Remove the baking sheet from the refrigerator and spread the white chocolate on top of the hardened dark chocolate layer. Sprinkle with the remaining pretzel pieces and toffee, using your palm to lightly press them into the white chocolate. Return the pan to the refrigerator for at least 30 minutes.

Step 4. Use a sharp knife to cut the bark into pieces. (I usually just press the tip of the knife into the bark and let it break into pieces/shards.) Store in the refrigerator in an airtight container.
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Pistachio & Cranberry White Chocolate Bark
Prep Time: 15 minutes  Set Time: 30 minutes

450g white chocolate
½ cup shelled pistachios
½ cup dried cranberries

Step 1. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper and set aside.

Step 2. Melt the white chocolate over a double boiler (or in 30-second intervals in the microwave on 50% power, stirring after each). Once the chocolate is melted, remove from the heat and let sit for a few minutes to cool slightly, stirring occasionally. Add the pistachios and cranberries and stir to combine.

Step 3. Spread the chocolate mixture onto the prepared pan in an even layer (depending on the size of the pan and how thick you’d like your bark, you may not need the entire surface of the pan).

Step 4. Refrigerate for at least 30 minutes, or until set.

Step 5. Using a sharp knife, cut the bark into pieces. Store in an airtight container in the refrigerator.
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Caramel Nut Bars 
Crust:
1 3/4 cups all purpose flour
2/3 cups powdered sugar
1/4 cups cornstarch
1/2 tsp salt
3/4 cup chilled butter, cut into 1/2 inch pieces

Topping:1 1/4 cups packed brown sugar
1/2 cup corn syrup
1/4 cup butter
1 1/2 cups coarsely chopped pecans
1 1/2 cups coarsely chopped walnuts
1 cup slivered almonds
1/2 cup whipping cream
2 tsp vanilla extract

For the crust, preheat the oven to 350F. Line a 13x9 inch baking pan with parchment paper, with a 1-inch overhang on the short sides of the pan. Grease paper and sides of pan.

Blend flour, powdered sugar, cornstarch and salt in a food processor until combined. Add butter and process until mixture resembles a fine meal. Press evenly into bottom of prepared pan and bake until set and lightly browned, about 25 minutes. Set aside while preparing the topping.

For topping, stir brown sugar, corn syrup and butter in medium saucepan over medium-high heat. Stir until sugar dissolves and mixture boils. Boil 1 minute. Add nuts and cream and boil until slightly thickened, about 3 more minutes. Stir in vanilla and pour hot topping over crust.

Bake until caramel has darkened and bubbles thickly, about 20 minutes. Cool completely on a wire rack. Remove by lifting overhanging ends of parchment and transfer to a cutting board. Cut into bars with a heavy sharp knife.

Serves 32. Can be stored for 1 week between sheets of waxed paper in an airtight container.
Via Dream about food - adapted from Bon Appetit, Dec. 1999
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White Chocolate Macadamia Cream Cookies
INGREDIENTS FOR WHITE CHOCOLATE COOKIE DOUGH2¼ cups all-purpose flour
¾ teaspoon baking soda
½ teaspoon salt
14 tablespoons butter, softened
1½ cups brown sugar
3 large eggs
1½ teaspoons vanilla extract
120g white chocolate (before melting), melted and cooled to room temperature
¾ cup chopped white chocolate
1 cup macadamia nuts (we used dried cranberries)

INGREDIENTS  FOR WHITE CHOCOLATE CREAM120g white chocolate (before melting), melted and cooled to room temperature
1¾ cup confectioner’s sugar
¼ cup milk
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1/8 teaspoon salt
6 tablespoons butter, softened
¼ cup coarsely chopped white chocolate
Step 1. Preheat oven to 350. Butter 2 cookie sheets.
Step 2. Prepare the white chocolate cookie dough: Combine flour, baking soda and salt in medium bowl; set aside. Cream butter and brown sugar in large bowl until fluffy. Beat in eggs and vanilla until blended. Stir in melted white chocolate and chopped white chocolate, then nuts (dried cranberries in our case); then gradually add the flour mixture.
Step 3. Drop 1&12;-tablespoon mounds of dough onto cookie sheets 2 inches apart. Bake for 10-12 minutes, until golden around the edges. Remove from the oven and let cool for 5 minutes. Transfer to a rack to cool completely.
Step 4. Prepare the white chocolate cream: Combine melted white chocolate and confectioner’s sugar in medium bowl and stir until blended. Stir in Milk, vanilla and salt. Beat in butter and fold in the white chocolate chunks. Refrigerate for 10-15 minutes to thicken. Spread the white chocolate cream between 2 cookies.
Variation: For Triple Chocolate Triple Chocolate Cream Sandwiches: Replace white chocolate chunks in cookie dough with bittersweet chocolate. Replace white chocolate in cream with milk chocolate.
Via Tastespotting from Crazy About Cookies by Krystina Castella
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Now I know I said five - and five you now have - but I couldn't resist this one. The recipe looks incredibly fiddly which doesn't normally deter me, but my window of baking opportunity is limited so this tasty treat may have to wait for a future festivity. In any case, it sounds like heaven...



Pat's Peanut Butter Mocha-Maple Brownies

(adapted from Martha Stewart)

Mocha Brownie batter
8 tablespoons unsalted butter, cut into small pieces
60g unsweetened chocolate, coarsely chopped
120g semisweet chocolate, coarsely chopped
2/3 cup all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
3/4 cup granulated sugar
1/2 Tablespoon of espresso powder
3 large eggs
1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract

Peanut Butter Maple Filling
4 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted and cooled
1/2 cup confectioners' sugar
3/4 cup smooth peanut butter
2 Tablespoons of maple syrup
1/4 teaspoon salt

Ganache frosting (optional but may lead to remorse if skipped.)
1 1/2 cups of bittersweet chocolate chips
1/2 cup heavy cream
1 tablespoon unsalted butter, at room temperature

Method
Brownies: Preheat oven to 160 degrees. Line an 8-inch square baking pan with foil, allowing a 2-inch overhang. Spray the foil and set aside.
Prepare the batter: Put butter and chocolates in a heatproof medium bowl set over a pan of simmering water; stir until melted. Let cool slightly. Whisk together flour, baking powder, and salt in a bowl.
Whisk granulated sugar and espresso powder into chocolate mixture. Add eggs, one at a time, and whisk until mixture is smooth. Stir in vanilla. Add flour mixture; stir until well incorporated. Set aside while you make the filling.

Filling: In a large bowl, on low speed, beat together the butter, confectioners' sugar, peanut butter, maple syrup, and salt until smooth.
Pour about one-third of batter into prepared pan; spread evenly with a rubber spatula. Drop dollops of peanut butter filling (about 1 tablespoon each) on top of batter, spacing about 1 inch apart. Drizzle remaining batter on top, and gently spread to fill pan. Drop dollops of remaining filling on top. Gently swirl peanut butter filling into batter with a butter knife, running the knife lengthwise and crosswise through layers.
Bake until a cake tester inserted into brownies (avoid center and edges) comes out with a few crumbs but is not wet, about 45 minutes. Let cool slightly in pan, about 15 minutes. Using the foil overhang, carefully lift the brownies out of the pan and place on a wire rack. Cool completely before ganaching.

Ganache: Put chocolate chips into a medium-size heatproof bowl.
In a small saucepan, bring cream to a gentle boil. Pour the hot cream over chocolate chips and let mixture stand for about 5 minutes.
Using small concentric circles, gently whisk in butter until it is incorporated, chocolate is melted, and a smooth mixture forms.
Pour/spread the ganache on cooled brownies and let stand until set, about 20 minutes.

Makes about 12-14 brownies
Via Pixie-Baker
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